(Source: peetaismylove)
mum: why are you doing that?
me: because a band do it
mum: if a band jumped off a cli-
me: yes
(Source: assap)
Old Generation: “You were named after your grandfather.”
Now Generation: “You were named after a celebrity.”
Next Generation: “You were named after a fictional character.”
(Source: tomhiddling)
When you’re walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class..
You’re all like
They see you and are all like
Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like
So you’re just all like
(Source: treacherousemilio)
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
